"Hug to pay" at McDonalds.

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
02/04/2015 at 21:55 • Filed to: None

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How it's really going to be: "I command you to suck my dick as payment."

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DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > jkm7680
02/04/2015 at 21:59

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I would not hug a random stranger for food.

I will also refuse to accept food as a pay it forward type deal.

Maybe that's the asshole in me.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > XJDano
02/04/2015 at 22:05

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Bwahaha, DON'T HUG ME. I FEAR THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE THE EBOLA.


Kinja'd!!! Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > jkm7680
02/04/2015 at 22:07

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How it's really going to be: "I command you to suck my dick as payment."

"Would you like fries with that?"


Kinja'd!!! Hey, y'all, watch this! > jkm7680
02/04/2015 at 22:07

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Man, if I'm going to suck dick for fast food, it had better be at least Chipotle or something.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > jkm7680
02/04/2015 at 22:09

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Nope, that is standard consequences to eating anything from McD.


Kinja'd!!! Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > jkm7680
02/04/2015 at 22:24

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Kinja'd!!! Makoyouidiot > jkm7680
02/04/2015 at 22:54

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I actually got picked at my local one on Monday, but it was dance to pay. So I damn well danced. Free food ftw.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > jkm7680
02/05/2015 at 00:18

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I got these cheeseburgers!


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Hey, y'all, watch this!
02/05/2015 at 19:20

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I only do that for Olive Garden.